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The Promoter

Manage a catastrophically unstable band on a world tour. Don't lose the drummer in rural Poland.

A tour-management RPG. Tight money, wandering disasters, headlines you didn't authorise.

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Game Systems

Seven subsystems. One catastrophically unstable band. Screenshots from the live prototype.

  • Name the band. Start the tour.

    Boot

    Name the band. Start the tour.

    You are the promoter. The dashboard is already live behind the briefing — treasury, roster, and tonight's city waiting. Shuffle a name. Then commit.

    • Random name generator, or live with what the shuffle dealt you
    • Full command surface visible before you even click start
    • Score and treasury are already keeping score
    • No tutorial. The van is already in Barcelona.
  • One screen. Thirty cities. Four liabilities.

    The Board

    One screen. Thirty cities. Four liabilities.

    Reputation, infamy, stress, friction. Band condition on the left. The road in the middle. Barcelona on the right, rated for risk, police, corruption, fanbase, and venue.

    • 30-stop world tour from a single command surface
    • City dossiers with tags — nightlife, heat, media, devoted, afterparty
    • Band momentum that starts bad and has to be earned
    • See what's wrong here is not optional reading
  • The road does not wait for a good answer.

    Encounters

    The road does not wait for a good answer.

    Wildlife negotiations. Panic-brake like your career depends on it, or pay professionals to fix today. Every stop has a choice. Both of them cost something.

    • Tour-blocking decisions — the van stays put until you pick
    • Two buttons. No third option. Silence is not on the list
    • Outcomes hit treasury, stress, friction, and the tabloids
    • Flavour is regional. The invoices are not.
  • Filthy Dispatch is already writing about you.

    The Feed

    Filthy Dispatch is already writing about you.

    Ticketing crashes, reunion rumours, Day 1 Barcelona. The circuit talks whether you authorised the quote or not.

    • Live circuit items as you move
    • @FEST_WIRE and @CIRCUIT_NOISE do not ask permission
    • Headlines stack — some of them are even true
    • Open the feed when the badge turns red
  • The itinerary is a threat, not a postcard.

    The Tour

    The itinerary is a threat, not a postcard.

    Barcelona, Helsinki, Bangkok, Buenos Aires, London, Sydney, Siberia, Bucharest, Rome. Twenty-nine still to go. Done: zero.

    • Thirty-city program with current stop highlighted
    • Days, done, and left — all visible, none comforting
    • Jump the list. The van still has to survive the drive
    • Later cities do not get easier. They get further.
  • Four of four tour-ready. For now.

    The Band

    Four of four tour-ready. For now.

    Frontman, guitarist, bassist, drummer. Each with an OK badge that is a suggestion, not a guarantee. Touring Machine is a condition, not a compliment.

    • Roster with role, status, and appetite for disaster
    • Band condition meter — touring machine until it isn't
    • Vice and mortality live on these cards
    • Lose one and the market becomes a personnel office
  • The market is where dignity goes to get a quote.

    Market

    The market is where dignity goes to get a quote.

    Venue buys, trades, replacement slots. Exposure is still not a payment method. Someone will try anyway.

    • Market tab for gear, people, and bad ideas
    • Treasury is the only language it speaks
    • Hire replacements when the roster develops holes
    • Coming-soon stalls still count as a warning

Development Roadmap

What ships in the prototype today, and what the lab is cooking next.

  • Live

    30-city world tour prototype

    Travel, gig, survive. Repeat until something catches fire.

  • Live

    Band roster & vice risk

    Four liabilities. Each with their own appetite for disaster.

  • Live

    Event board encounters

    Crypto pitches, unpaid promoters, aggressive rats. Standard load-in.

  • Live

    Quest

    KISS sidequest - embark on a mission to greatness.

  • Live

    Testing

    Debug and test menu to trigger all events and conditions.

  • In R&D

    Settings

    Select tour settings from a menu of 30+ options.

  • In R&D

    New Expansions and Sidequests

    New regions, new challenges, new opportunities to fail.

  • In R&D

    Legends & lore unlocks

    Bad decisions compound into tour mythology. Some of it printable.

  • In R&D

    Venue negotiation

    Exposure is not a payment method. We are building the paperwork to prove it.

  • Planned

    Persistent tour saves

    Pick up where the van broke down.

  • Planned

    Headline simulator

    Tabloid coverage generated from events you definitely authorised.

  • Planned

    Multiple band archetypes

    Corporate punk apocalypse is only the opening act.